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April 06 SMS Greetings!
BLINKING STARS FreNz r 4-evER liKE E starS taT kePt blinkin In E sky. THoUgh we MighT b Far Apart.. BUt I noE taT u r Still Near 2 Me WhnEveR I look up... Gd nite N sleep TiTE TIME TO SLEEP LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN @ ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT! MORNING GREETING Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Gd Morning, it has asilent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day! MORNING GIFT Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care! GOOD MORNING A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a good morning to start your day! NITE HAS END...
Nite has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay. THINGS TO NOTE B4 SLEEPING
ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF Me, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SlEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Gd NiTe! HELLO
The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! I PRAY 4 YOU
In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams Gd Nite GOOD MORNING
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. NO MATTER
No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif u. Gd Nite! TIME 4 BED
da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@, n sleep tite! I CARE MOST I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite....... STARS LIGHT Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonite. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams NICE FRIENDS A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams... WASH UP Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.
COLD COLD NITE
On this cold cold nite,in My small small rOOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe! &n Love quotes !
You know you are in love
when you see the world in her eyes,
and her eyes everywhere in the world.
Love isn't blind; it just only sees what matters. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. < Vikram if ur reading this plz keep this in ur mind !  ?> There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. You can't love anyone until you understand that you can't love everyone. A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her...but she can never forgive him for the sacrifices he makes on her account. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love you back! Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart but if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours. It takes a minute to have a crush on someone,
an hour to like someone, and an day to love someone...
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. It breaks your heart to see the one you love is happy
with someone else, but it's more painful to know that
the one you love is unhappy with you. Never say goodbye when you still want to try.
Never give up when you still feel you can take it.
Never say you don't love a person when you can't let go Subject: Jannal ' 2004
If Billgates was born in chennai, windows 2004 would have been called jannal 2004. The menu items would have been as follows.
Save = veaichukoo
Save as = Aiyye, apdiyea veaichukoo
Save All = allaathaium veaichikoo
Help = odhavu
Find = paru
Find Again = inoru dhaba paru
Move = appla po
Mail = postu
Mailer = posttuman
Zoom = persaa kaattu
Zoom Out = velilavanthu persaa kaattu
Open = theraa naina
Close = pothiko
New = pucchu
Old = palsu
Replace = itha thooki athle podu, athe thooki ithle podu
Run = odu naina
Execute = kollu
Print = poster podu
Print Preview = paathu poster podu
Cut = vettu - kuthu
Copy = E-adichan kaapi
Paste = ottu
Paste Special = nalla echcha thottu ottu
Delete = keechidu
anti virus = mamiya kodumai
View = look-vudu
Tools = spannaru
Toolsbar = spanner setu
Spreadsheet = perisheetu
Database = Dappaa
Exit = odra dei
Compress = amuki-podu
Mouse = eli
Click = Potu sathu
Double click = rendu dhabaa potu sathu
Scrollbar = inge angae alathadi
Pay Per View = dhudukku bayascoppu
Next = appaala
Previous = munaangati
Trash bin = koovam aaru
Solitaire = mangaatha
Drag & hold = nallaa isthu pudi
Do you want to delete selected item? = Maiyalume thukirava?
Do you want to move selected item? = Maiyalume kadasidava?
Do you want to save selected item? = Maiyalume vachukkava?
Abort, Retry, Ignore = Ishtam illati uttudu
Yes, No, Cancel = ippa innaa sollikeere nee
General protection fault = Gaali
Access denied = Kai veche keesiduven
Unrecoverable error = Bada bejarpa
Operation illegal = Bemani... Savu grakki..Kasmalam..
Idhaammae jannal thonnoothi ettu!(windows 98)
1. There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall
building. Everyday he gets the elevator
down to the ground floor to leave the building to go to work.Upon
returning from work though,
he can only travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest
of the way unless it's raining!
Why?
(This is probably the best known and most celebrated of all lateral
thinking puzzles.
It is a true classic. Although there are many possible solutions
which fit the initial conditions,
only the canonical answer is truly satisfying. )
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2. A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the
scene, but the child is rushed
to the hospital. When he arrives the surgeon says, "I can't operate
on this boy, he is my son! "
How can this be?
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3. A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, lumper,
gloves and balaclava.
He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off. A
black car is coming towards
him with its light off but somehow manages to stop in time. How did
the driver see the man?
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4. Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones?
This is logical rather than lateral, but it is a good puzzle that
can be solved by lateral thinking
techniques. It is supposedly used by a very well-known software
company as an interview
question for prospective employees.
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5. A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left
early. Everyone else at
the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why
did the man not die?
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6. A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water.
The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man
says 'Thank you' and walks out.
(This puzzle claims to be the best of the genre. It is simple in its
statement, absolutely baffling
and yet with a completely satisfying solution. Most people struggle
very hard to solve this one
yet they like the answer when they hear it or have the satisfaction
of figuring it out.)
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Scroll down for the solutions.
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SOLUTIONS
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1. The man is very, very short and can only reach halfway up the
elevator buttons. However,
if it is raining then he will have his umbrella with him and can
press the higher buttons with it.
2. The surgeon was his mother.
3. It was day time.
4. A square manhole cover can be turned and dropped down the
diagonal of the manhole.
A round manhole cannot be dropped down the manhole. So for safety
and practicality,
all manhole covers should be round.
5. The poison in the punch came from the ice cubes. When the man
Drank the punch,
the ice was fully frozen. Gradually it melted, poisoning the punch.
6. The man had hiccups. The barman recognized this from his speech &
drew the gun in order
to give him a shock. It worked and cured the hiccups-so the man no
longer needed the water.
heyAt the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your
feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you
try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,isensitive lout...it's
just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in
Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted
moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...... 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your
mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts? Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed. 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office
asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke. Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk
and now it's in flames!!!
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